LazyLumberJack

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-Batman.Comics.Games.Tv
-T&S
-Most things gay



child-of-thanatos:

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

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isn’t art a blast?

(Source: chekhov, via lychgate)

— 9 hours ago with 253688 notes
manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

(via lgbtlaughs)

— 10 hours ago with 12211 notes
bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

(Source: adventurouscrime, via relyonloveonceinawhile)

— 16 hours ago with 109049 notes

relyonloveonceinawhile:

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

#things i didn’t realize i wanted

— 18 hours ago with 101631 notes

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via conditionsofhappiness)

— 18 hours ago with 81041 notes

lady-freak-beast:

vegetarian-monster:

agent-hardass:

Recovery Record is the smart companion for managing your journey to recovery from eating disorders including anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa, obsessive eating disorder, binge eating disorder and compulsive eating disorder.



With Recovery Record you can:

- Keep a record of meals, thoughts and feelings 
- Access beautiful reflection images and affirmations
- Customize log questions, meal plans, coping tactics and recovery goals
- View charts that highlight insights, trends and progress
- Collect jigsaw pieces to earn hidden rewards
- Set personalized reminder schedules and alarm tones
- Complete questionnaires to track your progress
- Link with your treatment team 
- Receive in-the-moment feedback and messages from your treatment team
- Receive and send encouragement messages and virtual gifts to/from other users

Android

iTunes

Boosting this for followers or stumblers onto my blog.

I can’t help with 99% of eating disorder stuff because just thinking about it triggers crazytownbananapants for me, but this could really help some people.

Signal boost for all the girls and boys working with recovery.

(via relyonloveonceinawhile)

— 18 hours ago with 69002 notes

nobody-special:

I cant believe Otacon is real

(via about12kittens)

— 19 hours ago with 2127 notes

godtie:

talk-birdy-to-me:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

IIM TEARING UP I LOVE QUAILS SO MMUUCH

(via manafromheaven)

— 19 hours ago with 12707 notes
elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

(via dysfunctionalbubble)

— 19 hours ago with 269646 notes
mister-smalls:

earthlynation:

Bush Snake by Cameron Azad on Flickr.

just imagine it rising slowly out of the stump like
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

mister-smalls:

earthlynation:

Bush Snake by Cameron Azad on Flickr.

just imagine it rising slowly out of the stump like

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

(via eviltakeshold)

— 19 hours ago with 14867 notes

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(via relyonloveonceinawhile)

— 3 days ago with 276853 notes
rachels-adventures-in-wonderland:

Some of the sensible contents of my Easter basket.

rachels-adventures-in-wonderland:

Some of the sensible contents of my Easter basket.

(via himalayan-walking-shoes)

— 3 days ago with 49 notes